Friday, November 21, 2008
Friday, November 14, 2008
Where To Buy A Safety Razor In Connecticut
It was supposed to be the new film by F. Ozpetek, but in fact it was a completely different film, an American director and a Christmas story. (With a cool, says Dani)
Synopsis: Man who began preparing to take leave from literary success and ignores his family and neglects all the people who loves him but unexpected encounter will change the way of life.
Even this is unsatisfactory in the dialogues (Fabri, same damn pain in the ass as the archenemy of Medioman, Puccio Bastianelli, says it is not true ...... there was bad ....).
It 'just a movie of shit and it is from Channel 5, to reflect on their future and the meaning of their existence.
It 's a movie that makes you think, entering the depths of the soul of us all ... the anguish of their arrival and we will destroy you now wears the worst thing to do: be with his family without divorce! (Fabri docet, Eli, Dani and Vale do not learn).
short, not very successful (in fact liked Fabri, Denmark says "AIS").
to see in the days pre-Christmas (and New Year).
And remember to pray that Santa Claus Ride safely ....
Rating:
Vale: 5
Dani: Eli
6: 5 1 / 2
Fabri: 7
We have no words .... average 6 .... mah ....
Good night and the next in a film with subtitles Kurds. Hello!
F. DEV and well ...
Friday, November 7, 2008
Menstral Cycle/haemorrhoids
Tonight we wanted to hurt us .... so we thought, why do not you watch a good film taken? Of those who have to follow word for word before you lose track of what's happening.
Well ..... we did at the end and we ended up watching Fargo (suggested by the Francy mountain).
The plot is simple enough: a man in difficulties organizing the kidnapping of his wife for ransom to the wealthy father. During the kidnapping, however, things get complicated: the kidnappers (the perfect idiots) manage to have a cool head to make a killing of deaths (of course on the snow, that white is dyed red with their blood ...), especially among The toll collectors car parks (which are just not very nice ....). Well, die a little 'just about everyone is to investigate a pregnant woman who eats like a pig! Who knows what will come .... (In brackets: the actress is none other than the wife of one of the directors ..... what will it mean? Mah ...)
The dialogues are really interesting, bordering on banality of everyday life (and we're good ...) and also the voice dubbing is not really the best, but perhaps this is intended to give more to the story, we learn to be a true story (nice thick .... and that gave courage to do these things really!)
So .... these Coen brothers just do not convince us, better get back to the old, dear and good Brad, I wonder why that is always appreciated for his films, even without winning the Oscar (which they apparently won, and two! But how the heck do you?)
Vebbè voting ..... which is better.
Rating:
5 (unanimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!! But meditate on this film to discover its hidden meanings .... the Dani gave its verdetto.Io I intend to forget this terrible adventure ...) and suppose the next
to go see movies or movies with idiotic Brad, that there really never disappoints!
Night!!
DE (the usual tirapacchi deserted ....)
Friday, October 24, 2008
Episode Baitbus Iphone
Yet another film in the series "Scary Movie" makes fun of the new film, from Indiana Jones, Hulk, Hancock, Hellboy, Iron Man, Batman , A Night at the Museum, Cinderella in New York, etc. ....
Some scenes are truly disturbing, however: the Cipmunk, that cute baby squirrel sing sweet songs of Christmas, satanic metal singers become cannibals, so that rivals Hannibal Lecter ...
And then, how can we forget the princess drugged, that applauds every shit happens ...
Who sleeps tonight?
Honestly ... none of the three would spend the beauty of 7.80 per cent go see the movie!
Rating:
5 1 / 2
night and the next time by popular demand (the usual break for Fabri) will look at "A perfect day: it looks a brick of Franz Ozpeteck --------- -ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the mosquito is dead !!!!! The Vale killer has struck again !!!!!!!
DEV (finally we went back to basics, no psychopaths because we have enough!)
Friday, September 12, 2008
Welcome Note For My Wedding Page
TV tonight. We missed too much advertising that interrupts the film right on the most beautiful and when he takes over ... I have already forgotten the previous scene (alzheimer youth!). Tonight
cute comedy with Ben Stiller and Jennifer Aniston is seen that Brad Pitt is missing!
The plot is simple but special (entitled us we would not have imagined): He just got married, go on a honeymoon and there the first day he finds his wife in effusions exaggerated, and even extreme, with a lot with diving instructor French. Destroyed, offended and a little 'pissed off, goes home and tries to console coming out with a friend. To find a show Polly, his wife in middle school, and she begins frequenting a somewhat 'strange, made up of: see you tonight, no, I can not, ok, then tonight is fine, etc. ...
When his ex-wife then he will be back alive ..... will be killed by Kung-Fu Panda, having contracted by Donna (Brooke's sister) a very rare disease, that sexual addiction, desires, and will not accept a his rejection ....
Ok, this is not really the true ending, but we are there!
Rating:
6 1 / 2 (unanimiiiiiiiiiiiiii!! We see that we are tired ....)
Night to all and, perhaps, but just maybe, with another preview of the film these days: do not say for good luck, the first promise of serious film and then see shit!
soon!
Throat Cancer And Life Expectancy
Here we are back after a long hiatus (vacation commit!) Just come back and we could not miss the premiere of this great film, so we arranged to meet at the cinema on August 29. A panda sfigatuccio
Lardos and would like to become a star of the kung-fu, and his father insists on still in my hands to make spaghetti bowls ... two things a bit 'different! By a twist of fate is chosen as the warrior who will face the terrible cat! Under the guidance of (vaguely reminiscent of the master ninja turtles Splinter, in the end the same sport, same family!), after several training akin to tragicomedy, finally ........ they will all die and it was the butler in the library with the candlestick. Oops, we unveiled the final! Oh well ....
In conclusion, it was a film (a film? Boh ...), animation, best, funny and .... fun!
Rating:
8 (unanimous, but not too much, with Roberto, Norina, Fabrizio, Marco, Claudio, and the trio DEV)
Until next time, directly from the TV!
DE
Friday, July 11, 2008
Zoophilia Vidoes Free
Since we are people of a certain cultural importance (and we alone) have chosen a film that truly deserves .... with Brad Pitt!
The plot is a bit 'complicated (ie: we have not it happens .... maybe too focused to see him again without undershirt ....) (I do not love!)
however: groups of people to the limits of law (two robbers blacks, two boxers who engage in clandestine meetings for two Buyers of stolen jewels, a mafia leader who kill people to feed his pigs, and even Russian criminal Brad is part of the "zing" and speaks a language incomprehensible enough ....) their lives intersect in a flurry of exciting scenes blood, fight, dialogue really smart (so smart that we have forgotten them ...), but also of continuing revenge! Well .... maybe
directed by Madonna's ex-husband (and say ...), so it's a film that once you eventually you will ask: "So what?". But the ending is very cute!
Rating:
6 (unanimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!
.....) It rains the next before the holidays! We expect to see another movie involved: Inside man (we are afraid ....)
Notteeeeeeeeee!
DE
Friday, July 4, 2008
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Good evening! Change in plans and instead look 3ciento we decided to enjoy another "horror". Type
Scary Movie and other words too many incomprehensible and above those from Mark.
(NDM: I only said: "This is without doubt the ready-to-use catalog of clichés and plot twists that we could find hotels in a movie of horror, but not all. No doubt a forerunner of the various 'scary movie', "looks too?) (Noooooooo. ....)
Fabrizio Dolphins in art Fabry, friends Fabri fiber, not for the few friends Fabri Misfortune .... and that's it!: does not have the courage to speak after this string of nicknames ..... patience, a comment less! There a reason we all do (Eli exults: yeaaaaaaaaaaaah!)
... actually no! ! Fabry says, given the comments of Mark I is a doubt ... maybe I saw another movie ... (although we believe ....)
another comment, always Fabri: forgot and said afterwards. Let the space ....
Eli & Dani: If it were not for the main actor looks like a horror movie. Excellent progenitor of Jim Carrey, for the smiley faces that makes that seem anything but scared ... oh well ... Beautiful
the offenses made by the skeletons, such as "die ugly son of a human", "bags of meat" and last but not least "here might allow the sacrum. Here's what he meant
Fabri: there were too many actors anorexic, I needed some 'obese (it was better to leave it blank ..... know ....)
Rating:
Marco => 8
Fabri => 6
Dani => 6 1 / 2
Eli => 5
final rating
6 + (but it's a silly vote!! Ha ha ha ha ha!! And also: owns owns owns! !) After
this hymn to the cremation we greet you with a prediction: we'll see what we will see next Friday!
Friday, June 27, 2008
Plasma Tv Reliablility
Good evening ....
tonight, even if the title does not say, we watched a movie that kept us awake and alert!
An exceptional cast: Vittorio Gassman, Dustin Hoffman, Robert De Niro, bad Kevin Bacon, Minnie, Mickey, Pluto and finally Brad Pitt. Starring
four teenage boys who find themselves for a stunt in a reformatory and here will be forever marked by injustice and violence of all kinds .... As they grow
obviously decided to take revenge and do it very well!
excellent actors, the story stands (because is true, it suggests the Dani) and is a film that really does reflect the condition of the detainee abuse, whether large or small.
Rating:
7 1 / 2 (unanimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii)
Well, after this glimpse of seriousness we meet next week (with special guests such as Marco and Fabrizio Colombo Dolphins, famous contemporary film critics) with another film that will starting point for further discussion unanimous 3ciento! So do not miss the next review!
Friday, June 20, 2008
When Can I Order My Boston Marathon Jacket
tonight were alone .... slabs so we give to the mad joy, with a film that truly deserves .... even though we had to watch it with Fabri!
The plot: xxxx (that the new process agent 007) is a famous drug dealer who wants to withdraw in retirement. But his boss makes him do one last mission: to sell a consignment of drugs, which turns out to be stolen from the trigger to people very easily. It follows a trail of death and drugs at will!
We leave you with some pearl of wisdom from the film: The drug has changed everything
Give the people what they want: fun today, tomorrow stoned.
If you kill someone does not tell a soul (this is really horror ...)
I do not piss in my pocket, saying that it's raining (wisdom ...)
Well .... what else to add .... good night!
Ah, the vote:
6 (unanimeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!)
the next with a documentary on Jamaica (scherziamoooooooooooooooooooooo!!) \u200b\u200b
Friday, June 6, 2008
Free American Gay Furry
Anguish ............. this is the key word of the movie tonight (ever !!!!) . Film
strange, with people taking other's identity, people to kill a person kills 3 (plus a poor vacuum, guilty of being in the wrong place at the wrong time), love scenes a bit 'strange ... but all in all a film of terror that knows how to keep the suspense well, sometimes with a slowness in the flow of impressive scenes. Details and a few scenes together with no other logical connections (or at least we have not found ...).
What can I say ... Not afraid !!!!!!!! reveal nothing of the plot as not to ruin what little good that has quetso film (or rather .... Eli has not understood it, while Denmark has its own theories "danielane"!)
5 1 rating / 2 (no unanimity ....)
Now who is sleeping more?
the next with a comedy!
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We're back!
So tonight we throw ourselves on the cyberpunk genre, made in the 80s.
In the future (2019), the time away but close today, a company created "robots" that look like us, except that it does not feel emotions and can live only four years. These poor slaves and by law can not come down to earth, but they do the same illegally. The government then created a police force, the Blade Runner note that these robots must find and destroy them.
this outstanding film demonstrates exceptional longevity. Even today, dragging the viewer into a future world. The dark and gloomy atmosphere of the director's cut version keeps the tension of imminent danger to Dekkart (the lieutenant who must kill the replicants), but also a difficult future for everyone. There is a scene or an act in the film that is put there by chance, undoubtedly one of the best films of the cinema holliwodiano ever. (If you have not understood is the favorite movie of Mark ...)
always raining, it's always dark, Edison did not visit ....( no electricity and are !!!!) bizarre thoughts, or rather poorly understood in humans. To be reviewed in order to understand his philosophy (why is it, eh! Just look good and is!). Better than the other version with comments to better understand, this is too poetic and leaves too much room for imagination ..... you do not know where I can get!
Rating:
8 (no unanimity .....)
the near future .....
Friday, March 28, 2008
I Am Not Able To Open Vip Bag Lock
We just want to make a movie .... and here he is busy!
Young nympho
struggling with a vow of abstinence made during the period quaresimale.Supera one thousand snares (but not so says Dani) but to remain "pure" to forget that the former has a particularly marked.
not had enough success yet .... but we must also see sti film.
Rating:
5 (but I will have 4 1 / 2 !!!!! Eli)
Recommended for those who have nothing better to do and will not be too careful to follow the complicated plot of a film.
Well, the next night.
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Kevin Zegers Chickenpox
This time at the cinema! On Saturdays, in the company and the choice could not have been on this film with high expectations.
The charming Johnny played a friendly in London barber who was married to a beautiful woman, with whom he also had a beautiful baby girl. This idyllic life is interrupted when another man, however, a judge, falls in love with his wife and makes him drive from London. When he returns (a little 'different, dark version) you want to avenge this man and starts cutting throats left and right. In this way, leaning in his madness by his new girlfriend (she too dark), gets a lot of fresh meat to fill the meat pies that are sold in the pub with her. In short, cannibalism, blood, throats cut, sold, shots scene that they really do not get bored and say I was right to see it (Dany says: in other words!)
Obviously the beautiful and masterly interpretation of the machine where customers sit down to be killed .... truly Oscar ! Joke! It was Johnny that he deserved the oscar! Bravo ...... bravo!
deserves mention also the director, Tim Burton, for its picturesque screenplays. Well done ....... good!
Rating:
7 1 / 2
DE (MG) -> Mark and Julie, the new new home!
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
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We're back! We did not forget, we only had a little 'to do (besides, we also have our life ....). The following is a "unanimous discussion" that took place immediately after the film (it was already late, and then we do not expect a treatise logical!):
The film is very well putting Dracula in a light which is not of absolute evil but sad quest for salvation (Mark) (and after this ..... Dani and I would even go there ..... patato joke!)
Fabri was there!! (The Dani spoke .... augh!)
very Remember the movie "Dracula: Dead and" that it is much better (you must own Fabri specify that? Come on, you understand .... a thought so deep
.....) Meanwhile, Dani runs the spoon in the coffee made without sugar!
There was no drugs, but Fabri has: Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! (Homage to the Vale he was absent)
I found very interesting the use of color especially during sunset (?????) is used where a bright red blood and intense reminiscent (but by? Dracula drank what ? red tea?) but at the same time the passion of love (maiale!!) Dracula that he felt towards his beloved. (Fabri)
Oh well, I request the name of House of Dracula I went out with an unfortunate "Draculone" which was the motive live (we hope you say so .... that stuff is still there!) of the evening. (Eli)
The moral: Before you kill for love to visit the grave (and who does not?? Eh!)
modern Keyword: before turning to another man to check the time of death and ensure inheritance.
Eli has been a terrible question: how did Draculone to go to Romania from London without the plane in the nineteenth century? The Dani on this occasion showed his ignorance in Roman numerals ....
Before applying a duvet pity on this review, we show aspects that we were not particularly satisfied at the end resolves the situation too quickly (oh, 3 hours are few eh! For us it takes at least 4 hours to answer the questions!)
do not know who said that the role of Cristina D'Avena and Hoppy Deep (the evil twin of Johnny) was fantastic (and I still wonder what movie he saw ....)
Well .... oh well, we did not want to draw the myriad of crap said about this movie, but seriously talking about is really a film that deserves to be seen at least one, even two times in life.
rating: 8 (more or less unanimous)
the next after this review really no alternative!
DE (MF -> Marco Fabri and who kindly added)
Friday, February 8, 2008
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Assuming that you do not sleep last night .......
The story stands: it is not one of those banal horror, is a recurring theme based on an occult ritual to give birth to pure evil.
An American family moves to Spain in a house built on a temple oval, where 40 years ago began a ritual unfinished .....
But during the next total eclipse, the disease will recur to finish what he started.
of relief that the sacrifice must be made by the person who deeply loves the sacrificial victim, because the evil and the good are always linked by a common rouge inseparable! (Sorry, but it's bedtime ..... in the dark! But no!)
Notice the part to co-star of a famous Italian actor, G. Giannini (actor of the octopus says Dani .....)! Long live Italy! Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Rating: 6 1 / 2
Well ..... you sleep while you can!
Warning: do not look to the movies (because you can not ..... because it's two years ago! But it's always better to specify, you never know!).
...... Night and Friday next Dracula!
Why Do Men Get Kidney Stones More Than Women/?
Film stupid, but with some funny scenes (the models that spraying gasoline on him and then happily give you fire to name just one!) and a very important and profound moral: it is not beautiful enough to be so absurd, it is also important to be intelligent (which does not happen then in the movie ...).
Then there is the friendship of two models that were enemies of the walkway and there is also a love story between the model and a journalist killed him in his articles ....
So .... a most beautiful film to remember that to be seen .... but for bisgona remember seeing him.
So if you want to waste a few hours of your life, is the movie for you!
Rating: 5 1 / 2 (we unanimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!! Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!)
the next with a good scary movies
Friday, February 1, 2008
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A rock star is misunderstood by his fellow band find themselves doing the alternate in a private school. Initially established a relationship with the children of indifference, then heard him play, he understands that in them is the soul of rock and hires them as a band to redeem its failures.
Since viewing this film has created quite obvious discrepancies in the review, we decided to do three reviews, all different (if not the opposite ...)
fantastic film! Whenever you want to see truly deserves! The plot, far from obvious, has been the backdrop to the great Joe Black's hilarious gags, comic actor for the part cut. Definitely better than I expected.
Rating: 8
(E.)
Classic movie channel 5, suitable for the whole family, even if I have to say beyond my expectations. Joe Black, unknown to me, is appropriate in the starring role. Funny movie with a happy ending, though fortunately been spared the usual happy ending love.
Rating: 7
(D.)
It 's a film suitable for all, to see when you have nothing better to do ... Comedy
granted, the story is more or less standing ... but I must admit the good acting by Joe Black. Laughter broke out thanks to the faces and attitudes of Black Joe, if it were not for him the film would have been somewhat flat ... Nothing exciting
the end ... but it was what I expected!
Rating: 6
(V.)
Average rating: 7 (vote of the Dani, the truth lies somewhere in between ..... but no!)
Here is the result ..... Enjoy!
Friday, January 25, 2008
How To Difference Between Period And Miscarriage
A blast from the past that brings us back to the '80s with a very young Al Pacino (or Michael Douglas? The Dany has not yet figured out ....) in the shoes of a Colombian power-hungry!
Movies that tell us to be a cult-like gangster movie full of adrenaline, betrayal and drugs, lots of drugs! Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
The moral is: who would want anything too tight, in fact the main character, trying to get all wealth imaginable, the end is devoured by what he himself has created (the Vale is productive tonight and it shows!)
Rating: 7
DEV (this time there !!!!!!)
Friday, January 18, 2008
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Film .... bah ..... could say something a lot more wrong ....
The story is simple enough: four quirky characters and unknown, led by Tom Hanks who was passing by-case basis, trying to rob a casino Cavoto passing through a tunnel built in the basement of a poor old widow. When finally at the end of this film you realize that something was wrong, the 5 trying to kill her ...... but we think her dead husband to fix it ....
highlight Scene the cat of the old lady who throws a bridge from the finger of one of four ..... if you want to know why and how do I get it, watch the film ...... mica only we can lose two hours of our precious time to look at certain obscenities!
thought it was a lot better, but has disappointed expectations ....
Rating: 4
And we were good .....
DE
Friday, January 4, 2008
How Much Do You Spend On A Quincanera
Change gender, thriller. Starring a team of FBI profilers would-be assassins reveal that, since the exercise on which they are subject becomes a real hunt for the killer.
The plot is fairly compelling, you can not guess the murderess until the end of the film (we have them all ......), such as the special effects leave something 'to be desired, since they were too gruesome and revolting. Some scenes also appear to be clearly traced from other films, such as a fight scene that seems to repeat those famous Matrix ..... a pretty poor result. In our opinion could be considered a modern version of "Ten Little Indians" by Aghata Christie.
particular that struck us was a statement that at the beginning of the film, stating that it was necessary to enter the mind of the killer, but the whole film was a bit 'the opposite: the murderess has studied his identifying victims qualities and weaknesses. Decidedly clever traps created by the killer, who have followed a logical overwhelming, causing deaths as differentiated and customized features that reflect the distinctive features of different subjects.
E. .... what is your weak point ?........ The next could be you! (Joking of course .... you sleep soundly!)
Rating: 7
Original idea but "means" Scarsini .....
DE